are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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