Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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