a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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