Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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