So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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