if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
from now on my penis is your penis
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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