So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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