and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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