can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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