I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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