Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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