You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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