I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.