Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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