ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
