If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i think i have herpe
just one?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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