i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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