i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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