So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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