I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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