in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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