i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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