yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This baby is an asshole
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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