Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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