NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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