Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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