did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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