Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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