wat bout pragnant strippers??
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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