I accidentally had phone sex last night
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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