Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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