omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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