She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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