i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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