last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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