i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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