Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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