dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I could make wine with my vomit
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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