Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
