i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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