my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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