the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
