Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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