Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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