I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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