I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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