Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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