Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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