Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize