I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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