how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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