i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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