What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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