She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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