She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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